I'm so impractically n00b.

I'm going to get really good at knitting, and even better at crocheting.

I'm going to make neat stuff.

It's going to take a while to get to that point, because I have no talent or experience... but I am determined. This blog is going to be my progression from failed projects (HOW?! blankets are NOT supposed to double as a hat/bowl) to things people might one day love.

Grab a helmet, a shovel and dig in.
It will be an entertaining one to say the least.